Check the box if you are not a robot.

Click each image containing a fire truck.

If you are not a robot, explain why fire trucks fascinate and terrify children in equal measure.

State the fantasies you associate with a fire station pole.

If you are not a robot, find eight words that rhyme with pole, including, at minimum, two animals.

Name a gaffe that woke you at 2am with throat-pulsing shame.

If you are not a robot, what did it feel like to get stuck at mole and vole?

Identify your favorite fabric to worry between your thumb and pointer finger.

If you are not a robot, share your existential terror.

What haven’t you forgiven your mother for?

Good god, what a terrible thing to call a child.

If you are not a robot, please stop crying.

Look, okay? Lightning round! C3PO or R2D2? Wall-E or Eva? Optimus Prime or Bumblebee?

If you are not a robot, it’s okay to wish you were.