The fact they call Casper friendly

Means he probably isn’t

Probably a real piece of shit

The type of ghost 

Who keeps business unfinished

Just to stick around

Longer than anyone wants

One time grandpa fell on a knife

And grandma said a ghost did it

And I bet it was fucking Casper

I don’t trust him for one fuck

And don’t care if he hears it, either

Haunt me, baby

HAUNT ME!!!

One day I’ll be a ghost, too

And then we’ll see who’s friendly

We’ll beef until the sun explodes

Eats the earth and everything else

And that will be the end of all business

Unfinished or not