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Rectangular pizza is pizza in the shape of a 4 inch by 6-inch rectangle. This pizza is often undercooked, allowing you to taste the sugar in the tomato sauce slightly buried beneath the mozzarella spread like loose snow. |
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When you choose the rectangular pizza, it says to your classmates one or more of the following about you:
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Follow these steps to eat rectangular pizza.
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Refer to the table below for FAQs regarding eating rectangular pizza |
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Why is this pizza world famous? |
Everyone who has eaten a school lunch over the last 40 years has eaten a rectangular pizza. This rectangular pizza was the first thing Neil Armstrong ate when he came for our school dedication in 1971. “It’s out of this world,” he said (supposedly). |
Can I eat this pizza with something other than chocolate milk? |
Yes, but we wouldn’t recommend it. The chocolate milk enhances the experience. Trust us, we tried with other beverages. |
What if I run out of chocolate milk while eating this pizza? |
You can still eat the pizza, if you want to. It takes practice to ration out your chocolate milk just right. |