- What was the first job you had?
- What was the first job you had that you were paid for in actual money?
- Where did you meet your future ex-spouse?
- What is your secret Instagram handle you created to check in on whether your ex is engaged?
- List your top three emojis.
- Enter the age at which you once thought you would achieve national recognition in your field. Subtract that number from your current age. If you end up with a negative number, congratulations! You have won. Game over.
- Which train station or airport or other travel hub would you rate the likeliest bombing target?
- How many mass shootings have you survived?
- How many mass shootings are you still surviving?
- Have you ever flushed a living pet down the toilet and lied about it?
- How many credit cards have you opened due to a bonus or promotion that promised you unlimited travel points?
- How many credit cards did you open so you could post travel photos on your Instagram, in case your ex is checking in?
- How many times have you been laid off?
- Where was the last place you laid down, where you hoped, for a moment, that you would not need to do it all again?
