One day, the cruel-God burst through the saloon doors with a strut and said he created “Injustice,” “Inequity,” and “Rabbits!”

The kind-God looked up from his cup of piss, mustache hanging wet, and began laughing.

When the cruel-God asked why the kind-God was laughing, the kind-God said, Because you’re too late, dumbass. I’ve already gone ahead and created all those…Stupid dumbass…