I’ve written three books (one published) and a movie (unfilmed). Had a solo show at an art gallery in NYC (sold one photo). Loved another human (maybe loved back). Been entrusted with children (nanny) and adults (designated driver). Played the Wicked Witch of the West in “The Wizard of Oz” (peaked in 4th grade). I constantly extend grace to others (I’m so fucking tired). I maintain multiple friendships simultaneously (sending a meme when I haven’t talked to someone in awhile). I know how to survive (currently takes 80mg/day). I’ve admitted defeat (redacted). I know when to stop (now).