To whom it may concern,

Cremate me.

Press my ashes into a vinyl 45.

Put “Wild Horses” by the Stones on side A.

Side B: Carl Sagan’s “Pale Blue Dot.”

Make it limited to 100.

Charge $99 per record.

You’ll need one to get into my memorial party,

which will be held at the Silhouette in Allston.

There will be popcorn (FREE).