Fell asleep during Citizen Kane. Lying to my therapist about mindfulness exercises. Never cartwheeled. Can’t take laxatives because I love them too much. Rick Astley enjoyer. Haven’t fully grasped the rules of chess. Still bitter over high school. I stop running if no one’s around. Groped when I was 12–at a fucking Cheesecake Factory. Didn’t get “Hills Like White Elephants” until the teacher explained. Body positive for all bodies but mine. Disliked Paris. Lonely. Read the entire Percy Jackson series to impress a girl who dumped me after 13 days. Aspartame addict. Afraid I’ll feel this way forever.