2. Generalized Anxiety Disorder
9. The existential dread of climate change that threatens to unravel me from within until I’m nothing but my guts, which my family will bury and will fertilize the Earth or at least feed a few worms, which is good, I guess
15. Eldest Daughter Syndrome (look it up)
36. The splinter that’s been lodged in my left pinky toe since July
52. Mortality [Note to self: Should this be higher up?]
69. Buffalo-flavored anything
80. The ginormous gaps in American public restroom stalls — doesn’t the 14th Amendment give us the right to privacy?
99. My inability to speak about problem #1
