You might fancy yourself unpredictable, 

but before this game, at brunch with friends, 

 

we predicted some man will definitely have

a problem with me reading a book in the stands. 

 

Our friends asked why and we said, Not sure, 

but please count on it, a man will comment. 

 

And hey man, you did! You’re right, I don’t know 

the score. I barely know who’s playing! 

 

My husband has already read this book. 

He glances at my page and says, Ooh, just wait. 

 

Sometimes he nudges me so I’ll catch a good play. 

Meanwhile your wife sits quietly beside you.