26

Keep digging

keep digging and digging

dig until your fingernails bleed

keep digging and digging

until you find the pearls

that scream—

JOY!

 

29

There are people who like to say

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

when you ask them a question they would consider obvious

well, it might be true

indeed, bears do shit in the woods

unless, however

they decide to come to your house

and shit on your face.

 

37

There’s a deathsquad of slut puppies

instead of assault rifles they have kongs

oozing with peanut butter

aimed at covering your entire body with peanut butter

their tongues hang and swing in slow motion

as they rush your nude peanutty body

to lick every inch of you clean.