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February 28, 2023

SHITTY LITTLE MIRACLES

Caleb Bethea

Lawn gnome in her DMs like—Never seen a plastic flamingo curved like you.

 

Doorbell brags he saw a vampire today—Sucked his finger for a sec.

 

And the 18” Meat Lover’s Pizza arrives holding the sliced-off head of her maker.

 

You open the door.

 

But they’ve all snuck upstairs to keep your bed warm.

Caleb Bethea is a writer from the Southeast. He's an MFA at the University of South Carolina and works as a copywriter. The best of his time - by far - is spent with his wife and two goblins by the ocean. Catch his work in Maudlin House, HAD, Twin Pies, hex, Autofocus, and elsewhere. Follow him on Twitter at @caleb_bethea_